Finally, here is a definition of globalization I can understand and to which I can relate!

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?

Answer:

An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend
crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car
with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian
who was drunk on Scottish whisky,
(check the bottle before you change the spelling),

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles;
treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines.

This is sent to you by an Iranian, using Bill Gates's technology,
and you're probably reading this on your computer,
that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by
Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers,
hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,
and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

That, my friends, is Globalization!